gneerly:

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

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apiologies:

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

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cheedho:

in this world its suck or be sucked

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bunnyhoover:

men in the 70s were like… shirt unbuttoned with chest hair.. smoking…. mustaches.. turtlenecks… and they were so right

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unsends:

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

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sexyblueeyedangel73:

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prettydumbloverboy:

anarchy-and-asexuality:

artissi-jam:

I can’t get over that Perry could easily just humiliate him in front of the crowd, but instead, he help him

Also the fact that Perry can only control Doof’s arms and legs. Doofenschmirtz freestyled the whole song.

It’s a bop

And the song just goes from 0-get rid of the government in .2 seconds

corporations are a platypus

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ahs013:

“your password is weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

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citreens:

I can’t find the post this is from but im getting these tattooed on my left and right buttcheeks respectively

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reallylameblog:

Turn Down For Whom?

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